furything:

can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples

(via crunchier)

mysideofreality:

I get so excited when people send me asks, like you could literally just send me one that says pancakes and I’d be so flattered that you took the time to send me that

(via forever-jaje)

o-my-boys:

#OH MY GOD#THEY SKIPPED SCHOOL#TO AUDITION FOR THE FILM#NO FUCKING WONDER THEY GOT THE PART#THAT IS LITERALLY SOMETHING#FRED AND GEORGE WOULD HIGH FIVE OVER

msaliddell:

darlingbenny:

but look at how cute sherlock’s thinking face is

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(via mybestfriend-sherlock-isdead)

leadfeathers:

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

Titled: Brace for It.

(via mybestfriend-sherlock-isdead)

littlestpetdjpinkie:

When people with bad grammar try to insult you like

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(via heliolisk)

charlesdutton:

i think it’s so neat that everyone develops their own unique handwriting even though we’re all taught to write our letters the same way really it’s so cool

(Source: imayhavebeenborn, via sniffing)

thenorsebros:

if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next

(via phanallamllama)

stablevertigo:

What I mean when I say “I can’t do that”- Anxiety Version:

  • I am unable to do that
  • I am too stressed out to do that
  • I cannot face the humiliation of attempting to do that
  • My body will physically not allow me to do that
  • I am on the verge of a panic attack
  • I cannot do that

What people hear:

  • I am unwilling to do that
  • I am just shy
  • I am overreacting
  • I am lazy
  • I need to get more experience in social situation to help my anxiety
  • I need a push
  • I don’t want to do that

Inspired by X

(via heydiddlehiddleston)

treatsandsuch:

when you overhear your name in a conversation

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(via cartel)

tweedleedlee:

anyway here’s wonderwall
Person: Have you seen that episode where...
Me: I have seen every episode, go on
ayesivan:

this is still my favorite tweet
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